Tag Archives: Donald Trump

Dear Diary

Dear Diary, Today I met with Kim Jung Un. What a guy! He looks like a fatso Munchkin! He could walk the Yellow Brick Road with Judy Garland! His eyelids were so close together I never saw his eyeballs. I … Continue reading

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Fuhrer Fever

November 21, 2016 Dear Mrs. Trump, We the White house staff understand that you won’t be staying here during your husband’s presidency. We’re sorry that you view the nation’s house as not suitable for your needs. As I wrote to … Continue reading

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