The Twelve Days of Genehouse Christmas

December 21, 2016

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, a fat fascist in a money tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, two turtle-faced McConnell’s and a fat fascist in a money tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me, three Kellyann’s Frenching, two turtle-faced McConnell’s and a fat fascist in a money tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, four playful pussies, three Kellyann’s Frenching, two turtle-faced McConnell’s, and a fat fascist in a money tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me . . . five E-Bay Ivanka rings . . . four playful pussies, three Kellyann’s Frenching, two turtle-faced McConnell’s, and a fat fascist in a money tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me six Newt’s a-lying . . . five E-Bay Ivanka rings . . .  four playful pussies, three Kellyann’s Frenching, two turtle-faced McConnell’s, and a fat fascist in a money tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me seven alt-right judges,  six Newt’s a-lying . . . five E-Bay Ivanka rings . . .  four playful pussies, three Kellyann’s Frenching, two turtle-faced McConnell’s, and a fat fascist in a money tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me eight Hils a-yacking, seven alt-right judges, six Newt’s a-lying . . . five E-Bay Ivanka rings . . . four playful pussies, three Kellyann’s Frenching, two turtle-faced McConnell’s, and a fat fascist in a money tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me nine Chris Christie’s jiggling, eight Hils a-yacking, seven alt-right judges, six Newt’s a-lying . . . five E-Bay Ivanka rings . . . four playful pussies, three Kellyann’s Frenching, two turtle-faced McConnell’s, and a fat fascist in a money tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me ten Nazis saluting, nine Chris Christie’s jiggling, eight Hils a-yacking, seven alt-right judges, six Newt’s a-lying . . . five E-Bay Ivanka rings . . . four playful pussies, three Kellyann’s Frenching, two turtle-faced McConnell’s, and a fat fascist in a money tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me eleven Don-pimps pimping, ten Nazis saluting, nine Chris Christie’s jiggling, eight Hils a-yacking, seven alt-right judges, six Newt’s a-lying . . . five E-Bay Ivanka rings . . . four playful pussies, three Kellyann’s Frenching, two turtle-faced McConnell’s, and a fat fascist in a money tree;

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me twelve Paul Ryan’s ass-licking, eleven Don-pimps pimping, ten Nazis saluting, nine Chris Christie’s jiggling, eight Hils a-yacking, seven alt-right judges, six Newt’s a-lying . . . five E-Bay Ivanka rings . . . four playful pussies, three Kellyann’s Frenching, two turtle-faced McConnell’s . . .

And a fat fascist in a money tree.

 

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