The Twelve Days of Genehouse Christmas

December 21, 2016

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, a fat fascist in a money tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, two turtle-faced McConnell’s and a fat fascist in a money tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me, three Kellyann’s Frenching, two turtle-faced McConnell’s and a fat fascist in a money tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, four playful pussies, three Kellyann’s Frenching, two turtle-faced McConnell’s, and a fat fascist in a money tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me . . . five E-Bay Ivanka rings . . . four playful pussies, three Kellyann’s Frenching, two turtle-faced McConnell’s, and a fat fascist in a money tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me six Newt’s a-lying . . . five E-Bay Ivanka rings . . .  four playful pussies, three Kellyann’s Frenching, two turtle-faced McConnell’s, and a fat fascist in a money tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me seven alt-right judges,  six Newt’s a-lying . . . five E-Bay Ivanka rings . . .  four playful pussies, three Kellyann’s Frenching, two turtle-faced McConnell’s, and a fat fascist in a money tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me eight Hils a-yacking, seven alt-right judges, six Newt’s a-lying . . . five E-Bay Ivanka rings . . . four playful pussies, three Kellyann’s Frenching, two turtle-faced McConnell’s, and a fat fascist in a money tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me nine Chris Christie’s jiggling, eight Hils a-yacking, seven alt-right judges, six Newt’s a-lying . . . five E-Bay Ivanka rings . . . four playful pussies, three Kellyann’s Frenching, two turtle-faced McConnell’s, and a fat fascist in a money tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me ten Nazis saluting, nine Chris Christie’s jiggling, eight Hils a-yacking, seven alt-right judges, six Newt’s a-lying . . . five E-Bay Ivanka rings . . . four playful pussies, three Kellyann’s Frenching, two turtle-faced McConnell’s, and a fat fascist in a money tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me eleven Don-pimps pimping, ten Nazis saluting, nine Chris Christie’s jiggling, eight Hils a-yacking, seven alt-right judges, six Newt’s a-lying . . . five E-Bay Ivanka rings . . . four playful pussies, three Kellyann’s Frenching, two turtle-faced McConnell’s, and a fat fascist in a money tree;

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me twelve Paul Ryan’s ass-licking, eleven Don-pimps pimping, ten Nazis saluting, nine Chris Christie’s jiggling, eight Hils a-yacking, seven alt-right judges, six Newt’s a-lying . . . five E-Bay Ivanka rings . . . four playful pussies, three Kellyann’s Frenching, two turtle-faced McConnell’s . . .

And a fat fascist in a money tree.

 

About Eugene Jones Baldwin

I am a writer: non-fiction, fiction, journalism (Alton Telegraph), essays (The Genehouse Chronicles) and have a website: eugenebaldwin.com. I've published a couple dozen short stories and had eleven plays produced. Current projects: "Brother of the Stones" (available on Kindle), a book of short stories; "The Faithful Husband of the Rain, short stories"; "A Black Soldier's Letters Home, WWII,;" "There is No Color in Justice," a commentary on racism; "Ratkillers," a new play. I am an avocational archaeologist and I take parts of my collection of several thousand Indian artifacts (personal finds) to schools, nature centers, libraries etc. and talk about the 20,000 year history of The First people in Illinois. (See link to website) I'm also a playwright (eleven plays produced), musician, historian (authority on the Underground Railroad in Illinois, the Tuskegee Airmen) and teacher.
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