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We have moved to a new house A grey stucco, two-story, decrepit hulk My room upstairs, the parents’ down Sister and the little boy in the basement   My father’s face glowers brighter than his cigarette ash We move like … Continue reading →

Representative Steve King of Iowa is enthusiastically expounding his theory, that so-called Western Civilization is in peril because the birth rates of European states are dropping to a net loss. There goes the neighborhood, King implies, everything good came from … Continue reading →

She poured me a cup of coffee and said she couldn’t wait for tomorrow, Sunday afternoon. She was going to lie on her couch and watch the NASCAR race on television. I told her I had read that attendance for … Continue reading →

I recently read where teenagers have a secret code wherein they can communicate about sex, “sexting,” without parents being the wiser. The article purported to have decoded the code, meaning teens will have to evolve. But this gave me an … Continue reading →

Dear Mr. Baldwin, It has come to the attention of the White House staff that you are making fun of us. You refer to “The Whitey House,” and me as “Steve Talibannon,” Kellyanne “Con’s Way,” “Flaky Mikey Flynn,” “Mein Kampf” … Continue reading →

Richard Spencer, the neonationalist guy who first used the phrase “alt-right,” recently weighed in on the Super Bowl and his glorious team, the New England Patriots. Many people I know spoke similar sentiments. But. Spencer commented that the Patriots victory … Continue reading →

Dear Mr. Baldwin, We know that you are a big fan of the Kennedy Center Honors (we monitor your viewing habits; you taste in porn is weirdo no-no, Gino), the annual December event in which the nation’s greatest artists are … Continue reading →

Have you told them, yet – your boy or your girl that we’re born to death Your nephew or niece We are slaughtering apes who will never know peace Your granddaughter grandson that they’re dying by seconds and that fairytale … Continue reading →

December 24, 2016 We were very poor, when I was a kid. Presents consisted mostly of necessary items such as shirts, socks and underwear. “Toy” was a word I related to mostly from watching TV commercials. My cousin Louisa May, … Continue reading →